We are all used to our dear First Lady, Her Excellency, Dame Patience Jonathan making the headlines, usually for all the wrong reasons. How can one explain the fact that the wife of the President of our dear nation cannot construct a simple sentence in English Language? Pathetic,I dear say.
The recent kidnapping of almost 300 girls in the northern city of Chibok brought this glaring inability to the fore AGAIN.
Below is a well-sourced list of her most infamous gaffes, try not to fall off your seat when reading*smiles*
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.
2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of his children.
5. The people sitting before you were once a children.
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding
to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.
13. President did not eaten since morning
14. I donate me and my family on behalf of N20million'
15. ...vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA
16. My husband is the best couple on Earth
17. And last but most certainly not the least, the video below;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIzrvtaOjyM
